I suggested to my wife that seeing how I have not taken her anywhere lately how would she like to go on a cruse.
She said great lets go.
Two hours later we arrived at Gosport she stopped and stared at the sight before her and said “you said on it not in it†I replied ok now there is no need to get picky we only just got here.
Ok she said where do we get our luggage from .. up there where else do you think.
Ok how about a quick game of putting the long thing in the hole I told you we would be doing plenty of.
She just looked at me and walked away stopped and look into one of the cabins and said is this where we sleep,
don’t be so silly I replied that’s for the officers this one is ours
And just think if you are really good the captain might let you steer the boat for a while
Or let you dive the boat
She said what happens if we get into trouble at sea ..no problem I said we have the latest communications we will soon get help
Next thing is what is that noise ..don’t worry that’s just the engines starting here look aren’t they great
And just look at the smart dash board display
Then it started you know….My mother said not to go anywhere with you why the hell I married you I will never know ..BLAH BLAH BLAH…on and on.
I don’t know there is just no pleasing some women they just don’t appreciate a good time do they
But after all said and done you have gotta love them.
